Imagine this: (forgive me) IN A WORLD WHERE oil prices continue to rise to record levels, one man must solve the fuel crisis... with BLOOD, human blood. Our protagonist, Archie Andrews (played by Mike Blune) is a vegan kindergarden teacher who tinkers with a wheatgrass engine as a science-guru hobby. In several surreal scenes he purchases said wheatgrass with the nerd-i-licious "Veg Table" wheatgrass vendor, Lorraine (played by Anna Chlumsky) the headliner who was in "Stand By Me"). Directly across from the Veg-Table is the sultry seductress Denise, who gets hot for Archie and his blood car. Smut ensues... awesome smut.
I won't give too much away; and Archie does succeed in building his engine... only it runs ON HUMAN BLOOD. SOOO AWESOME! Here is the preview:
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I found the film hilarious throughout as Archie is caught in vicious moral dilemmas. As the film moves forward there is one fantastic scene where he is killing squirrels and puppies to feed his car. As he looks at them, he says, "I'm sorry little squirrel, I'm not going to eat you, you'll just be fuel." -Brilliant. Somehow, though, I can see the premise becoming more and more real.
-Miles
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