Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Killer Klowns from Outer Space: Delivers As Promised

Why is it that every time I go out to the video store there is just nothing I want to watch? I mean, I have fairly ordinary tastes: carnival, clowns, aliens, murder. Why then should I never find a movie that satisfies my love for the circus AND bloodlust? Well let me tell you, my longing for such things is over, after I saw Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

Honestly, this is a movie that you could watch three times in a row and retain 10% of what's going on. Basically there are a bunch of characters running around and occationally they get hit with a cotton-candy death ray and are brought to the tent-shaped space ships. To my knowledge there are several protagonists try to explain why their friends are missing. To my knowledge they eventually go back to the space ship to kick some Klown butt...or something.

By the way, fine audience, I once had a girlfriend who was afraid of clowns. What I would give to show her this movie now... or send her to a clown infested plantet. That's neither here nor there. I won't waste any more of your time with my blabbering. I will however show you some fine clips from the film:

Theatrical Trailer


You get the idea:


KKfOS IMPULSE BUY!!!

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